Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Something Ado about Money



Something Ado about Money

The teams are made, the sides have been chosen and the ice times have been booked. This tournament is well on its way but wait.all good times entail a certain degree of costs. In this case, the cost to green light this tourney is approximately 2 550 281 won. This includes three 3 hour ice times, 1 regular ice time, a scoreboard for all games, a tourney party, a referee and a trophy. At 42 players, we could technically cover our costs if everyone paid 65 000 won but if more than 2 out 42 players decide to not show up for the tourney (a strong possibility considering our past tourney no-shows) then we are now in the red. So, we are setting the tournament fee at 75 000 won. This will include a minimum of 4 games for every player and 5 for the best two teams, a party with food and drink and your name engraved on the tourney trophy (if you win.) If you break it down, the tourney's third place teams' personal costs would be 4 games for 60 bucks (at normal shinny price), food and drink for only 15. For the tourney first and second place finishers it would be 5 games for 75 bucks (at normal shinny price) and a free dinner. All in all, its a pretty good deal.

You must pay your entry fee BEFORE you step on the ice for your first game. Please don't make us run-around town trying to collect tourney money. If a player hasn't paid by game two he/she will be disqualified from the remainder of the tourney. Captains it is your responsibility to pick up the money for your team. We need 75 from everyone that is 1 050 000 won per team (75x14 players). Please note that if you play one game or you play 5, it is the same price. Of course, some exceptions can be made but none that swell of booze or broken alarm clocks. The profit for this tourney will either be put towards a bigger party, put back in the kitty or maybe go towards a team trip. Who knows? What is certain is that all profits made go towards sustaining your Chiefs and your ice times.

On a side note: Captains, your duties will also demand that you make a roster list for every game. This list should include the names and numbers of each player (real names and numbers on the jersey.) A copy should be given to the ref (who will then pass it on to the scoreboard dude so they can keep game stats). Every player should wear a Chiefs red (home) or white (away) jersey during the tourney. If you dont have one, we will provide a stinky one for you. Nobody should wear practice jerseys.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I have to collect money from every player on my team?????????? Okay.
But it's going to be hard to get money out of our Mangler's goalie. He's a cheap bastard. (You wouldn't know it after the auctions, would you?)
Rene "Cheap Bastard" Boucher.

SeaBass said...

well you can always break a knee cap or two....wait i know about 28 players in that tourney who can help you with that... The Magoos are going down!!!

Anonymous said...

looks good Seabass
cant wait to play, price is very reasonable too, well done son!!!
-Fraze
Go Tomahawks

Anonymous said...

Attention all Manglers: There seem to be a lot of people worrying about us. They shouldn't, I know we're all going to be paying the price... Of the tournament, I mean! Please have your 150,000 Won ready for me sooner than later! (Or the 75,ooo Won they're asking for, whichever you decide to give me) Don't forget, BEFORE YOU STEP ON THE ICE for the first game!
Rene "Banker" Boucher.

Anonymous said...

Can Tom Daniel, Farmer Darren, and Cole please contact me at theglove29@msn.com ASAP -Terry

SeaBass said...

This list the captains must make should be done before each game. People will be wearing different jerseys in different games. Many people don't have red/white jerseys so they will have to borrow someone else's jersey and it will probably be someone different every time

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making things even MORE complicated TBone... Ha, ha, ha!
I'm sure I can figure it out though. How far into the game are we allowed to hand in the line-up??? Ha, ha, ha!
Rene "Slow-writer" Boucher.